Bro Bro Bro Your Boat.
brotato chip

(n) Yet another bro friendly snack.

“Yesterday I ate two bags of brotato chips and now I have really bad gas.”

Brocean

(n) A big watery place.

“Let’s go chill by the Brocean!”

Brofu

(n) A healthy bro-friendly snack.

“Hey, let’s go get some Brofu!”

Broll-over Minutes

(n) Minutes on your cellphone saved especially for your bros.

“Yeah, I’ll call him using my Broll-over Minutes.”

Broseidon.

(n) A bro who is exceptionally good at all things water-related. See also: Brocean

“Look at Mark, he’s like fucking Broseidon.”

Brokeepsie.

(n) A town in Dutchess County, about 3 hours from NYC.

“I live in Brokeepsie.”

Brofessional.

(n) One who has mastered the art of something, with their own little bro spin on it.

“Step back—he’s a brofessional.”

Bromance.

(n) The connection between two bros that is unlike any other connection in the universe.

“Look at Tom and Rick. What a beautiful bromance.”

Bromewrecker

(n) A woman who uses her sex appeal to meticulously decompose a bromance.

Bro Bro Bro Your Boat

(v) The act of moving on from an incident with the help of your bros.

“Just bro bro bro your boat, dude.”